What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Live and Let Die

What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Is Trump a complete idiot?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Who is the greatest light welterweight boxer of all time?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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